The conversation went as follows:
PataHai (F) (standing at the water cooler): Tubelights!!!
ILoveGayBoys (F) (ostensibly working at her desk): You look white every day.
PataHai: Lekin mein toh dhoop mein chalke aayee aaj.
ILoveGayBoys: Why did you come walking, why didn’t you take the cab?
PataHai: Dekho, dekho! ILoveGayBoys ke pair mein zeher bhar gayi hai! Uske nails blue hain!!!